Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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