all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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