plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I think pants incapable of making pants work
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
The adults are the big ones right?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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