Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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