this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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