My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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