They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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