can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I stole a fireplace last night.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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