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Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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