i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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