your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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