Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
