Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
