Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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