I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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