He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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