one might say we're banned from that church
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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