make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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