Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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