big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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