just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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