she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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