my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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