I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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