He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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