The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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