I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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