How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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