I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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