so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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