dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I think weed is turning my hair brown
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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