i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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