Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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