youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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