dude i'm inner monologue high
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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