Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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