What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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