i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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