Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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