Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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