If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I think I just shit out all my problems.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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