But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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