i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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