Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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