How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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