What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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