I don't think brook has ever known best
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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