And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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