but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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