maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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