I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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