Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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