so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
wow bdsm is so cute
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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