Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Randomize
