Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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