Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
this will be a night to untag.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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