and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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