finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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