nut hugger
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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